im-memorable:

If Jo (http://d52j0.tumblr.com/) reaches 50 followers by September 20th 2013 I will post a video of myself getting slapped in the face with shaving cream pies… And many other embracing dares.

And to all those that reblog this post I will promo you to thousands of followers!!!! (must be following me)

~ I am who I am: im-memorable: Can you guys follow my boyfriend...

im-memorable:

Can you guys follow my boyfriend (http://d52j0.tumblr.com/) he just started this photography blog… I know there are no posts but that’s because he started the blog the day before he left for Africa. He’s there on a safari right now and will be uploading A LOT of pics…

every-seven-seconds:

My perfect date night.

  • Me: *sends bf an ugly selfie*
  • Me: *sarcastically* Oh hot damn someone call the fire department to put out the red hot fire which is me
  • Boyfriend: Hey pretty lady its crazy...
  • Ur just about my age
  • Boyfriend: I wanna dance on ur body the way hedly shakes it on stage
  • Me: *speechless*
  • Me: I have never been so turned on by you as I am this second

Reblog if you’re horny!!!

(Source: al0rs-0n-danse)

~ HONESTY HOUR!!!!

~ HONESTY HOUR!!!!

  • Parents : *come into my room to say good night*
  • Parents : is your phone off?
  • Me : Yes
  • Parents : *check phone*
  • Parents : Okay then good night
  • Parents : *leave and close the door*
  • Me : haha peasants don't realize I can turn it back on after they leave!

Reblog if you’re horny!!!

Reblog if you’re horny!!!